By golly Italian drivers
are impressive. No, I’m not talking about rapid speeds, tailgating, or a
miraculous ability to thread through apparently impossible gridlock at speed.
I’m talking rural drivers negotiating narrow lanes, switchback country roads and
blind bends, and all in the face of equally optimistic drivers hurling cars,
trucks and buses into places no sane driver would attempt.
I’d like to say it adds a
certain piquancy to an Italian holiday, but in my case it merely added grey
hairs as unusually for me, I was in the passenger seat.
Next time I visit I’ll
have to fix that by talking nicely to Fiat or Alfa – it was the flocks of 500s
and Mitos that looked most at home on these roads, along with 4wd Pandas and
the occasional Suzuki Jimny.
But my favourites are the
teensy three-wheeled mini-vans, usually driven by country farmers whose
expansive waistlines bear witness to good Italian cooking and even better
Italian wine; waistlines that barely fit such diminutive vehicles.
One could say ‘only the Italians’
but clearly some things don’t change – and no, the driver was not disabled…
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